Sleepless in Springfield 

Welp. I’m awake. A timeline: 11:15 Drift off while listening to whatever obnoxious thing Ryan happens to have on the television.  2:15 Stir and realize I have to pee and shouldn’t drift off again lest I wake in significantly more discomfort an hour later. 2:18 Groan, grunt and begin untangling my limbs from body pillow  […]